Rather than serve God and have it cost us everything, our flesh self wants God to serve us and for this to cost us nothing. So we turn the gospel about Jesus into a gospel about us. What can Jesus do for you?
– Greg Boyd
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Good friends, following Jesus doesn’t have to mean suffering and sacrificing for others like it used to.
Why that’s old-school religion.
Why today following Jesus doesn’t have to cost you any inconvenience whatsoever, because today we’re offering the personal What’s In It For Me Jesus.
With a What’s In It For Me Jesus, your life will be nicer, sweeter, richer, and happier.
The What’s In It For Me Jesus will get you a better job, a better house, a faster car, better family, better health, and yes, even a better love life. Mmmm, think about that.
Your own personal What’s In It For Me Jesus will fix all your problems, answer all your questions, tell you exactly how you should vote, resolve all your conflicts, and protect you from all possible harm.
Yes friends, with your own Personal What’s In It For Me Jesus you can have everything you ever wanted right now and heaven to boot!
What a deal! But wait, there’s more.
With the What’s In It For Me Jesus, you and your Jesus friends won’t have to trust God to transform you or your culture through those painful, inconvenient acts of self-sacrificial love.
Say bye-bye to those days.
The What’s In It For Me Jesus will do it all for you.
Wouldn’t that be just nifty!
Now you’re probably thinking, “I bet this What’s In It For Me Jesus costs a lot. I maybe can’t afford it.”
Silly doofus head! This is the best part.
The What’s In It For Me Jesus costs you absolutely nothing.
You heard me right folks, absolutely nothing. It’s free!
Just say yes to this incredible offer, and it’s all yours.
Supplies are unlimited, but time is not.
You could die and go to eternal flaming hell tonight.
So hurry up and get your personal What’s In It For Me Jesus.
Just call 1-J-E-S-U-S-What’s In It For Me.
That’s 1-J-E-S-U-S-What’s In It For Me.