I have to admit that low-rise jeans leave me feeling
hunkered down under the sink
with his half-moon
exposed to the world.
This used to be the problem of construction workers,
and hairy guys with beer bellies.
No longer can we reach the bottom shelf without worry.
Instead we tug at a too-short shirt trying to close the gap.
We must look for a place to sit with our back against the wall.
At a time in our lives when we were expecting to get comfortable in a housecoat and hair rollers, we are faced instead with