The Google Meme
February 22, 2009
I was tagged by Bill Lollar to do this meme. So I took a few minutes to check it out.
Google your full first name and the word “needs” like this – “William needs” – and then post the first 10 things that Google finds.
First using my real name, which a good many of you know, the results were….
1. **** needs mental help.
Not happy with that, I tried using Grace instead, the results were….
1. Grace needs constant care.
Upon learning of these serious needs, I found myself incapable of completing the meme according to the rules. 
If you want to join in the fun, post your results in the comments or post a link to your blog, and include a link to Bill. Be sure to visit his blog to see how it’s supposed to be done.
February 22, 2009 at 5:55 pm
These seem best without the context. My first name is reasonably popular as a surname. I’m amazed how many of these seem to involve body parts, especially ones that don’t normally belong in polite conversation.
HT http://thin-edge.org/2009/02/20/so-what-does-william-need/
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Cameron needs facial surgery after collision
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Cameron needs help with middle name!
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Cameron needs to avoid being a one-idea pony
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David Cameron needs to get off his arse
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David Cameron needs to bring some sunshine back
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David Cameron needs a Willie with bottom
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Kirk Cameron Needs to Repent!
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Mr Cameron needs a narrative of his own
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David Cameron needs to take responsibility for his …
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Cameron Needs An Ass | Lossip
February 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Israel needs a bailout…
Nice, I’l take that…
Israel Needs A Preemptive Nuclear Strike Against Iran
Hmm… You can keep that one…
February 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Apparently I need a wash, a date, to be more tolerant, and a room mate. At least I’m not psycho though I do have some social issues.
February 22, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Hmm, does repetition of a theme mean anything? (I discovered I share the name of the character in a soap opera)
1. **** Needs Some Jesus. ****realizes she should have given her children. some religion a long time ago
2. **** needs to come back
3. **** Needs Some Jesus. **** realizes she should have given her children some … Naturally, ****’s needs came last. And it was beginning to show. …
4. **** Needs Mover to help her move her belongings
5. **** needs levity in her life.
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Princess **** needs a girl to help her get dressed. She would like to hire a stylish young girl with impeccable fashion tastes to be her help and her …
7. **** NEEDS 2 GET FACE BOOK! **** Needs To Not Move · **** needs your number.
8. **** needs breakfast! Going to make eggs, sausage, and potatoes …
February 22, 2009 at 9:34 pm
I never knew I was so needy. Though I like #10 … apparently I need diamonds.
February 23, 2009 at 5:51 am
Jerry needs no help playing with his ball.
Jerry needs a haircut (which is very true)
Jerry needs an instruction manual (pretty much describes my whole life)
Jerry needs a home urgently (guess I should feel honored that so many name dogs and cats ‘Jerry’)
Jerry needs to sharpen his resume (hope this is not prophetic)
February 24, 2009 at 6:29 am
i did this about a week ago. most of my needs are X-rated. I chose not to publish the results!
February 25, 2009 at 10:05 pm
According to Google, I have everything I could ever possibly need.
Yipee!
Raffi
February 28, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I did one last week at http://www.kansasbob.com/2009/02/bob-likes-and-needs.html
March 3, 2009 at 8:41 am
Awww, Grace, I didn’t mean to steer you towards psychotherapy!
I love what some of your readers discovered. lol